Deleted Scene: Funeral Arrangements

Leland Palmer (talking on the phone): "Palmer! P-A-L-M-E-R. Yes, that's correct. My daughter. Her name was Laura. Yes, I called because I want to make all the arrangements - of the funeral, everything, I want everything taken care of - I don't care how much it costs. I...If you don't mind, I prefer we not even discuss money. I don't understand that question...


What's the difference? What do you mean - leak seepage? I... W... Um... No, no, no, no. Don't do that. Don't tell me! Don't tell me! DON'T TELL ME THAT!!! DON'T!!!"


Ben Horne: "Leland? You o.k. buddy? Why don't you take a rest huh? Go to the lounge... Good. Go to the bar. Hello, this is Benjamin Horne. Whom am I speaking to? Um-hm - fine. Mahogany and teak? W... Forget it Mr. formaldehyde! Look - I'm picking up the tab here and you vampires are not gonna take a bite out of my checkbook in order to exploit my colleague's tragedy. Start thinking lead!"